Now a days everything is digital, everything is online, there is nothing you cant do online, from learning prayers to watching porn, buying a bible to subscribing playboy, listening good old rock and roll to shitty euro trash...well the list goes on folks but there are few things that are really bugging me about the internet over the years..like for example FACEBOOK...first of all, the name facebook does not make any fucking sense..is it like a book of faces or a face that looks like a book...no sense at all.
Next, ever noticed while signing up for an account, facebook does not allow you if you do not give your full last name....now what about people like me whose last name is a single letter.. that's right 90% of South Indian names do not have a last name its just a single fucking letter which is probably an abbreviation of your father name...now this is fucked up both ways, I don't know which one my ancestors was a lazy douchebag fucker...he couldn't pronounce the last name, so he came up with initials...well he fucked it up for the rest of us for the rest of our lives. Now while signing up I gotta use my father's stupid name.
Next, I hate facebook because its givin boring people an outlet to share their boring shitty stupid retarded life with everybody around them all the time...like status updates, now why do I give a fuck about what you do with your fucking life...they are so stupid, like Susan is eating a muffin...FUCK YOU SUSAN and FUCK YOUR MUFFINS...nobody gives a shit about muffins or what you doing. And how emotionally bankrupt are the people who comment on these statues ..ohh what kind of muffins, I love muffins...fuck all of those jobless retards.
But facebook is not all bad, it helps you keep track of your ex-girlfriends sex life and cheers you up with hot profile pics...let me tell you about these so called profile pics, well half them are not their own photos, probably its some model or actress or some good looking extra from a flop soap opera and most of the time you don't realize that cuz of your super over expectation from the random opposite sex stranger...but hey at-least you got to see some hot chick.
