Shitty Facebook

Now a days everything is digital, everything is online, there is nothing you cant do online, from learning prayers to watching porn, buying a bible to subscribing playboy, listening good old rock and roll to shitty euro trash...well the list goes on folks but there are few things that are really bugging me about the internet over the years..like for example FACEBOOK...first of all, the name facebook does not make any fucking sense..is it like a book of faces or a face that looks like a book...no sense at all.
Next, ever noticed while signing up for an account, facebook does not allow you if you do not give your full last name....now what about people like me whose last name is a single letter.. that's right 90% of South Indian names do not have a last name its just a single fucking letter which is probably an abbreviation of your father name...now this is fucked up both ways, I don't know which one my ancestors was a lazy douchebag fucker...he couldn't pronounce the last name, so he came up with initials...well he fucked it up for the rest of us for the rest of our lives. Now while signing up I gotta use my father's stupid name.
Next, I hate facebook because its givin boring people an outlet to share their boring shitty stupid retarded life with everybody around them all the time...like status updates, now why do I give a fuck about what you do with your fucking life...they are so stupid, like Susan is eating a muffin...FUCK YOU SUSAN and FUCK YOUR MUFFINS...nobody gives a shit about muffins or what you doing. And how emotionally bankrupt are the people who comment on these statues ..ohh what kind of muffins, I love muffins...fuck all of those jobless retards.
But facebook is not all bad, it helps you keep track of your ex-girlfriends sex life and cheers you up with hot profile pics...let me tell you about these so called profile pics, well half them are not their own photos, probably its some model or actress or some good looking extra from a flop soap opera and most of the time you don't realize that cuz of your super over expectation from the random opposite sex stranger...but hey at-least you got to see some hot chick.

In the Bullshit department

When it come to bullshit, big time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in line folks..cuz the all time champion of false promises and exaggerating claims is RELIGION..NO CONTEST..NOOO CONTEST AT ALL. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told, think about it..religion has actually convinced people that there is a invisible man living in the sky, watches everything you do for every minute of every day and he has a special list of Ten things he does not want you to do and if you do any of those there is a place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture where he will send you to live where you ll burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever till the end of time....BUT HE LOVES YOU!!...he loves you and needs money..he always needs money..he is all powerful, all perfect, all knowing but some how he needs money, just cant handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars every year, they pay no taxes and always needs a little more. Now you talk about good bullshit story, wait a sec...HOLY SHIT.
The more you look around, the more you realize...something is fucked up..war, diseases, death, destruction, hunger, filth, torture, poverty, crime, corruption, something is definitely wrong here, this is not good work..results like this do not belong in the resume of a supreme being, this is the kind of shit that you would except from an software engineer who doesn't know a fucking thing about computers. In a decently run universe this guy apparently god would have lost his job a long time ago. By the way I say this guy because, I firmly believe lookin at these results that
if there is god it has to be a man, no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this.

Save the fucking planet??

Now days there are people walking around all day long, every minute of the day, worried about everything. Worried about the air, worried about the water, worried about soil, insecticides, pesticides, food agents, worried about radon gas, asbestos and worried about SAVING ENDANGERED SPECIES ..let me tell you something about saving endangered species, its just one more arrogant attempt by the humans to control nature, its arrogant melding, that's what got us into trouble at the first place, doesn't anybody understand that. Over 90% of all the species that has ever lived on this planet are gone, extinct...WE DIDN'T KILL THEM ALL, they just disappeared. They disappear these days at 25 a day, regardless of how we act, irrespective of what we do on this planet 25 species that are present today will be gone tomorrow, LET THEM GO GRACEFULLY, LEAVE NATURE ALONE, HAVEN'T WE DONE ENOUGH...we are so self important, everybody's gonna save something now..save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails and the greatest arrogance of all SAVE THE PLANET...what??? are these fucking people kidding me, we don't know have to take care of ourselves yet, we haven't even learnt to love each other and WE ARE GOING TO SAVE THE FUCKING PLANET!! I m getting tired of this shit...there is nothing wrong with the planet, the planet is fine the people are fucked.. DIFFERENCE the other day I saw a big bunch of people walking on the road shouting some slogans...apparently they did not want the government to cut the trees to widen the roads, I have one question for them..how fucking jobless are you people.Well I don't know about these retards but I think roads are prime means to travel...what do you think we are, fricking monkeys..are we gonna jump over trees to go to places. We are homo sapiens not fucking homos.
Compared to people the planet is doing fine, ever think of the arithmetic, the planet is been here for 4.5 billion years, we have been around for what 100,000 may be 200, 000 years and we have been engaged in heavy industries for a little over 200 years...200 years vs 4.5 billion years and we have the conceit to think some how we are a threat to this planet, some how we are going put this blue and green ball that's just a floating around the sun into trouble. The planet is been through a lot worse then us, its been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drifts, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of poles, world wide floods, forest fires, constant bombardment of comets, meteoroids, asteroids, cosmic rays, tidal waves, recurring ice ages, tsunamis and we think SOME PLASTIC BAGS AND SOME ALUMINUM CANS are going to make a difference...the planet isn't going anywhere, we are we are going away....PACK YOUR SHIT FOLKS. And wont leave much of trace either..maybe little Styrofoam. The planet has been there for a long time and will be there for a long, long time after we are gone, it ll heal itself, it ll cleanse itself, the air and the water will become clean, the earth will be renewed and if its true that the plastic is not degradable..well the planet will incorporate the plastic into a new paradigm the earth+plastic.
The earth doesn't share our prejudice against plastic, plastic came out of earth, it maybe even considers plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it at the first place...IT WANTED PLASTIC FOR ITSELF... didn't know how to make it. This could be the answer for the age old philosophical question..WHY ARE WE HERE???....PLASTIC...ASSHOLES.