The difficulty in eating a chocolate

Everytime!! Its so difficult for a responsible adult to eat a chocolate outside.
It starts out easy, you are out roaming around maybe just went out for a movie or some food or even to run some errands, all of a sudden from nowhere you have this urge for some choocaalateee, you think, what the hell and go buy a cadbury or a kit-kat or maybe even a sneakers, now starts the difficult part, you need to pay the guy; it starts out by pulling that wallet from the back pocket which is all the way around, you pull it out and now you obviously a grown up adult, educated, with a white collar job will not have change to pay the poor guy so you give a 100 bucks note and he gives back the change, now you have to arrange the change in 1rs, 2rs, 5rs, 10rs, 20rs and 50rs order and put it in the wallet and push it back in that back pocket which is all the way back.
Now to tear that wrapper is one more big headache, God only knows what these wrappers are made of,  they are so freaking difficult to tear; you try it with your hands first and then with your teeth and with few tries its done, the wrappers' out. Now comes the responsible part, where are you going to throw it? there are no bins around obviously, now you gotta stuff that wrapper in your pocket and if it were a hot summer afternoon than that chocolate will be dripping all over the wrapper and you see a tree or a lamp post or even a transformer which is covered with trash and you say to yourself that you are better than this and shove that gooey wrapper into your trouser pocket and walk on as if nothing happened, but deep down you know that there is that stain which will never go off.
By this time you have almost reached near your vehicle and your girlfriend has started to nagg. One hand you have the half eaten chocolate on the other you have the helmet, your mouth is filled with chocolate and your ears are getting busted by your better half, and you say to yourself choocaaalateee, I love you(not the girlfriend).