Sunday, July 3, 2011

The intro

Hey guys, for all those who don't know me I am Niranjan, I live in Bangalore ( or Bengaluru) and I am doing my engineering at National Institute of Technology, Karnataka which is in Mangalore and is comparatively hot in terms of both weather and chicks.

Okay so why I started this blog, if you are from India then most likely there is a very high probability that you will study engineering, now why is that?? and this is what I think, few years back when engineering was not popular career choice a bunch of people thought why don't we study engineering, because they were probably not capable enough to study what the others at that time were studying or they are just a bunch of retards, now the worst part is, these bunch of retards grew up to be famous and rich and fucked it up for the rest of us for the rest of our lives. These retards are like role models when people like me are in school and in school a student doesn't have too much exposure to the outer world, so you tell your parents that you want to be an engineer and they are happy because even they don't have too much exposure to the outer world, they tell this to their colleges and they also like it, you know why because they don't like what they are doing so anything that's not what they are doing they appreciate, now your parents are more than happy and they only want you to peruse engineering, their encouragement goes to such a level that after some time its more of a pressure than encouragement, they read newspapers and tell you all the great things engineers do, now what they don't tell you is that there are a millions of other students who are going to be doing engineering with you and the cool stuffs achieved by engineers are 1 in a million and this you realize while you are doing engineering, some people call it "mid-course crisis" I call it "life is fucked"

Now why did I throw so much crap at you, because I am one of these whose life is fucked, when your life is fucked you start looking for alternate options so I thought of a cool career option "Stand Up comedian" and this is my first attempt to stand up comedy so I "Stood Up"