Yes, its beautiful when it rains in Bangalore and yes people are really happy and start posting in facebook, twitter and even on instagram about how miraculous it is when it rains in Bangalore. But there is a flipside for this downpour of beautiful droplets of water from the sky:
The traffic
Have you seen the traffic when it rains, Jesus Christ; its like there has been a nuclear attack and everybody is trying to get away from here, people just go mad on the roads.
And the roads, aren't they beautiful and clean, its so spotless and well maintained that an airplane can land on these Bangalore roads during a crisis like the rain. Sarcasm aside, people who are responsible for Bangalore roads must be shot and then hanged, you can find a well after every two meters on these roads and these wells get filled with water when it rains, obviously.
And the auto drivers, they pick exactly this time to fight with the everyone on the road, but what they don't realize is that when they are showing off their Kannada vocabulary in middle of the road poors fellows like me are are struck on a bike 2 kms behind waiting for the traffic jam to clear.
So next time when you think rain is beautiful, imagine yourself in the middle of the road, nowhere to go, listening to some auto driver going on and on about his private parts and wishing you'd rather kill yourself than this torture.
The girlfriend who doesn't want to go out
Ahh...the girlfriend problem, have you ever noticed when it rains these girls act as if they are made of sugar and they think they'll melt if they go out in the rain. If you haven't you'll, sometimes you may think that its cute and all but I swear to god its one of the most annoying things they are capable of doing.
Things worsen, if its dinner time and if you want to go out to eat, you have another thing coming, this rain in Bangalore will always start only in evening and continue till late night. And thats how you don't go out to eat dinner outside and instead order-in food and cuddle till you kill yourself.
The clothes
Yea, we all have washing machines and yes we use it too, but after the clothes come out the dryer, its not completely dry, probably 90% dry, being perfectionists we need to dry these clothes the traditional way by handing them outside, and the rain god loves to fuck 'em up. We already have once a week laundry day and its gotta rain only on that day, this my friends is called Murphy's law.
The umbrella thief
Yea that's me, If you have lost your umbrella anytime in the last few years than there is pretty good chance that I was the one who stole it. I didn't wanna become an umbrella thief, the society made me one. I use to be a good fella you know, I used to buy umbrellas but people use to steal it from me, I might have lost a million umbrellas, literally. Actually, you can't call me a umbrella thief I am more of a umbrella ex-changer, I steal from one place and some other jackass steals it from me in another place, and thus the exchange.
And that's why I don't give a fuck when it rains in Bangalore
The traffic
Have you seen the traffic when it rains, Jesus Christ; its like there has been a nuclear attack and everybody is trying to get away from here, people just go mad on the roads.
And the roads, aren't they beautiful and clean, its so spotless and well maintained that an airplane can land on these Bangalore roads during a crisis like the rain. Sarcasm aside, people who are responsible for Bangalore roads must be shot and then hanged, you can find a well after every two meters on these roads and these wells get filled with water when it rains, obviously.
And the auto drivers, they pick exactly this time to fight with the everyone on the road, but what they don't realize is that when they are showing off their Kannada vocabulary in middle of the road poors fellows like me are are struck on a bike 2 kms behind waiting for the traffic jam to clear.
So next time when you think rain is beautiful, imagine yourself in the middle of the road, nowhere to go, listening to some auto driver going on and on about his private parts and wishing you'd rather kill yourself than this torture.
The girlfriend who doesn't want to go out
Ahh...the girlfriend problem, have you ever noticed when it rains these girls act as if they are made of sugar and they think they'll melt if they go out in the rain. If you haven't you'll, sometimes you may think that its cute and all but I swear to god its one of the most annoying things they are capable of doing.
Things worsen, if its dinner time and if you want to go out to eat, you have another thing coming, this rain in Bangalore will always start only in evening and continue till late night. And thats how you don't go out to eat dinner outside and instead order-in food and cuddle till you kill yourself.
The clothes
Yea, we all have washing machines and yes we use it too, but after the clothes come out the dryer, its not completely dry, probably 90% dry, being perfectionists we need to dry these clothes the traditional way by handing them outside, and the rain god loves to fuck 'em up. We already have once a week laundry day and its gotta rain only on that day, this my friends is called Murphy's law.
The umbrella thief
Yea that's me, If you have lost your umbrella anytime in the last few years than there is pretty good chance that I was the one who stole it. I didn't wanna become an umbrella thief, the society made me one. I use to be a good fella you know, I used to buy umbrellas but people use to steal it from me, I might have lost a million umbrellas, literally. Actually, you can't call me a umbrella thief I am more of a umbrella ex-changer, I steal from one place and some other jackass steals it from me in another place, and thus the exchange.
And that's why I don't give a fuck when it rains in Bangalore